Ugly Bastards (magnets)

From the people who brought you serious training tools. And now… this.

What do you get when craftsmanship meets bad judgment? That’s right: the Ugly Bastards.
Three magnetic heads – each with their own attitude – designed to keep your fridge, campus board, or random steel surface company.

Why you might want these:

• ✔️ 3 unique faces – each 5 x 4 x 4 cm of pure personality
• ✔️ Hand-cast in Belgium with strong magnets and questionable intent
• ✔️ Gift-ready packaging for climbers with a sense of humor
• ✔️Strong enough to attract attention. And maybe something metallic.

Includes:
One laughing bastard, one angry bastard, and one making a face that probably says more about you than him. Packed in a custom box with unnecessarily strong opinions.

Disclaimer: You will question your purchase. That’s part of the experience.

P.S. : Each head comes with a strong neodymium magnet attached, tested for actual holding power.

Returns
Customers cover return shipping costs unless the item is defective.

Belgium
• €6 to a service point (Bpost or DPD), €6.50 at home
• Free shipping from €60
• Delivery: 1–2 business days

Netherlands, Germany, France, Luxembourg
• €9 (home or DPD service point)
• Free shipping from €60
• Delivery: 2–3 business days

Zone A — Austria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Ireland, Italy, Poland, Portugal, Spain (mainland)
• €12
• Free shipping from €150
• Delivery: 3–6 business days

Zone B — Latvia, Romania, Slovenia, Sweden
• €15
• Free shipping from €150
• Delivery: 3–6 business days

Zone C — Greece, Hungary, Slovakia
• €18
• Free shipping from €150
• Delivery: 4–7 business days

Zone D — Bulgaria, Lithuania
• €20
• Free shipping from €150
• Delivery: 4–7 business days

Rest of Europe
• Norway: €25, free from €150
• Serbia: €25
• Switzerland: €35
• Cyprus: €40 (€35 from €150)
• Malta: €40
• North Macedonia, Albania, Kosovo, Montenegro: €40
• Balearic Islands: €50

United Kingdom 🇬🇧
• Orders below £150 / €150 are not accepted (UK VAT rules)
• Free shipping from €150
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Import duties/taxes may apply on arrival

United States 🇺🇸
• €50 flat rate, DDP: all import fees and tariffs included (heavy shipments €150)
• Delivery: 4–7 business days

Rest of world 🌍
• Canada €35, China €40, most other countries €40–€60
• Your exact rate is shown at checkout. Not listed? Contact us for a quote.